Bill Hicks.

You know that guy, in the traffic queue, who takes about half a minute to see that the light has gone green? GOOOOOOOOO! Yeah, before he finally putters through yellow... And I'm thinking ohhh... ohhh god, I hope he dies on his way home... I hope he gets cut in two by a train in front of his kids... I hope they have to watch both halves of their moron daddy wiggle like worms on a hot pavement...